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Monday, 29 October 2012

Crew on Spaceship Earth


Wanted:

Crew for Spaceship Earth



To be considered as crew on Spaceship Earth, please answer the following questions:

  1. Name
  2. Species
  3. How well do you think you will interact with the other species on board?
  4. Have you ever deliberately killed one of your own or one of the other species?
  5. Have you ever allowed that to be done on your behalf?
  6. Even just by ignoring pollution and other man-made harm?
  7. Even just by ignoring deliberate killings that (you think) don't affect you?
  8. If we had already employed you as crew, how do you think that would have helped the spaceship on its journey in the last:
    1. Month?
    2. Year?
    3. Life to Date?
  9. Do you think your relevant Spaceship Earth Crew skills are becoming better or not?
  10. If there was only one crew position remaining, why should you get it before anyone else?

If unsuccessful in your application as crew you may be interested to know that we are also willing to consider applications for persons wishing to travel as passengers.

Passengers for Spaceship Earth



Please answer the following questions:

  1. If you are not willing to be crew, how much are you willing to pay for the journey?
  2. Which part of the spaceship would you least like to be accommodated in?
  3. Why is fixing that part of the spaceship not your responsibility?
  4. If it was a competition to win the last available place on board complete this tie-breaker in no more than 250 words:   Tell us why we should invite you on board?

If there really was an interview to be allowed to stay on the planet, how confident would any of us be that we would pass it?